david blaine. this guy sucks a lot. i've hated him ever since i saw his street magic special, the way he grunts and groans during his tricks drove me crazy. he's considered an "endurance artist" because he's done things like frozen himself in a block of ice, buried himself under a tank of water, hung upside down for 60 hours, "drowned" himself for a week, etc... stupid. just stupid. the fact that people give this clown money to do the most retarded things in the world makes me so angry. all of those "endurance acts" are bull shit, anyway. magic is lame.
guy fieri of food network fame. everything about this guy makes me angry. bleach blond hair, armbands, the way he wears his sunglasses behind his head, the way he talks, that hybrid fu manchu/goatee thing on his chin, the look on his face when he eats food, i could go on and on. i will not eat a TGIFridays until he stops showing up in their commercials, even though i never ever eat there.
i don't know which one i hate more... i do know that television would be better without these two assclowns.
