iWant

i want an iPhone. problem is, i have t-mobile and i'm stuck in a contract until october. so i came up with a plan to get out of my lolcontract. i'm moving to montana. or north dakota. or any random state with not a lot of people/cell phone towers. i'm not really moving, but thats what i'm telling t-mobile. i called t-mobile and they want me to prove that i'm moving, so i'm going to need kevin to photoshop a utility bill or something like that. hopefully it works, because t-mobile sucks and iPhones r cool!

and here's a bonus for you, my reader. i had penn station for lunch today and noticed people getting 3 or 4 of those little tiny paper cups (do they have a name?) that you keep ketchup in. it's kind of hard to carry 3 or 4 of said paper cups as well as your napkins, drinks, and any other condiments back to your table in one trip. i would know, i LOVE ketchup, and used to get 4 or 5 of those things. instead of using 3 or 4 or 5 tiny paper cups for your ketchup, just use one. take the little cup and "separate" the paper at 12, 3, 6 and 9 o'clock. it will double, and sometimes TRIPLE the little tiny cup's capacity, enabling you to make ONE trip to the condiment counter.

you can thank me later.